Jan 17 2008

Smeg that…

Published by Mugwug at 18:56:47 under General

Ok, as if things weren’t entertaining enough I went and decided to quit smoking, altogether.

I’ve been smoking little cigars for ages, but even I can’t delude myself that this isn’t still smoking, so I’ve called it quits, and based on the cravings and crankiness I’d assume I was still getting more nicotine than I had originally thought.

Keep ‘yer fingers crossed for me, I’ll be kicking some puppies or something nasty out here for a while.

14 Responses to “Smeg that…”

  1. Carbonmanon 17 Jan 2008 at 22:26:23

    Hang in there! I’ve been waiting years to call you a ‘Quitter’. Your daughter will like the new, less smelly Daddy, too. …And just think of the extra cash available for boomstick stuff.
    We got a new puppy a month ago that will very soon be too big for you to kick around, so if you’re going to visit the Wet Coast, you had better hurry. The little bugger is gaining 1/2 lb./day. Mason will be over 50 lbs. by mid-February, and I have about a 2-inch smaller waist since getting back into the lifestyle of being manipulated by my pet.

  2. daveon 17 Jan 2008 at 23:00:33

    congrats, I’ll be 1 year not-smoking this February and haven’t felt better in a lot of years.

  3. Ted Onyszczakon 18 Jan 2008 at 03:15:49

    Good on you! I quite 34-1/2 years ago and I’m starting to feel the benefits. I’m still cranky though. And gaining weight, yeah.

  4. Mikeon 18 Jan 2008 at 09:46:52

    Good luck, man. If you need more motivation: Think about how Teddy and me will never leave you alone if you don’t pull this off. Our ridicule might not be creative, but it’s persistent.

  5. Pieteron 18 Jan 2008 at 10:36:02

    Good luck Brother.
    It seems like every year I try and fail.
    You’ve been on the “Colt” thing for a while, maybe that’ll be easier to kick than regular smokes.
    You quit for years before, so we know you have the will power.
    And Carbon’s right, at $10 a pack, you could afford some new toys with the funds.

  6. Thomason 18 Jan 2008 at 11:42:45

    I’ll be interested to hear how you do, hopefully well. I quit smoking cigars years ago and I might be the only one I’ve ever heard of who found quitting smoking easy. put them down one day and never bought another. Now vodka on the other hand…

  7. Gregon 18 Jan 2008 at 12:18:14

    Dude, I quit in 2001 and am stunned that I was able to do it(Seven years? Damn!). I not only quit smoking, I took up long distance running too. I did the same thing you did, first switching to Colts and then dropping them entirely.

    The downside is that your lungs are probably going to dump out a ton of crud for the next 6 weeks. Seriously. I hacked up so much junk, my lungs started bleeding and I had to get X-rays done.

    After a short while, the crud stopped and I started moutain biking. That lasted for a year, then I sort of laid around a bit and a year after that, started running and working out. I have sort of slacked a bit, but can still run for over 3 hours without stopping and still walk the next day. I’m seriously thinking of doing a marathon in the summer of 2009, if not before. Heck, I was even thinking of trying this out, just to see if I could do it:

    http://www.sinister7.com/

    I figure that with 27 hours available to complete the 135km, if I keep a pace of at least 6km per hour for 24 hours, I’d be able to do it. I currently jog at around 10km per hour for anything over 10-15km, so if you factor in fatigue and the massive elevation rises, I could probably do it. I’d have to go absolutely hardcore on my training(Hills and more hills), but what the heck!

    My point is that you know I used to smoke as much as you, but if I was able to quit, so can you.

  8. Michaelon 18 Jan 2008 at 19:21:58

    I went down that road about 8 years ago, falling off several times along the way. But, with my loving wifes threats of beating me senseless, I succeeded. Admittedly, it was the hardest thing I’ve ever done, even more than Airborne or Air Assault school.

  9. Mattion 19 Jan 2008 at 08:53:25

    Hey … quitting’s real easy … I’ve done it hundreds of times :-(

  10. Pieteron 19 Jan 2008 at 11:26:59

    If you need a reward for the 6 month mark.
    http://www.jae100.com/

  11. kdon 20 Jan 2008 at 09:23:50

    Super, I hope you can inspire your old man to quit too…

  12. Mugwugon 20 Jan 2008 at 11:28:15

    Carbonman: Thanks! I’ve been kicking myself for falling off the wagon shortly after moving back to Ontario.

    Dave: Thanks man, I think this is the time. I just don’t want to be a junkie anymore. Yech.

    Theodore: Wiseass.

    -GRIN-

    Greg: Ayup, am figuring I’m going to have to do some sort of physical activity again on a regular basis. Not just to keep the inevitable pounds off, but to rebuild some semblance of stamina that has been sorely lacking in my life for going on 15 years.

    Micheal: Hehe, I quit back in 2000/2001 with the help of Zyban, fell off the wagon hard on day on a 14 hour layover at Chicago O’hare…. worst mistake of my life.

    This time I hope, and want, it to last a little longer.

    Dad: Oh hell ya… I’ve quit dozens of times, the first few days usually see the end of quitting and some sort of resolution to “cut down” as a rationalized surrender.

    Piet: Ah…..Evil!

    KD: Ah I doubt this effort will provide any inspiration, beside Dad doesn’t smoke that much, right?

  13. Gregon 20 Jan 2008 at 14:53:15

    If you’re looking for help on the exercise rationale, use this argument at the budget/Honeydew table: You wouldn’t cut out the expense, both in time and money, of smoking when you were a smoker(You’re not anymore), so you now cannot compromise on the time/expense of exercise for the same reason.

    A good test for swapping exercise for smoking is the “Would this have stopped me?” test: If your excuse for not exercising would have stopped you from smoking before you quit, then it’s valid. It’s raining? You’ve smoked in the rain. Get on the bike. It’s the middle of the night? You’ve done that too. Jilly is crying and needs Daddy? Nope, you wouldn’t go for a smoke then, so you can delay that work-out.

    Another good tool is to get Jilly involved, both in your exercise and in your quitting. Get a calender for Jilly to mark off every day that Daddy doesn’t smoke. You can also have her mark down your exercise times/distances(Google Earth is great for charting stuff). I know you dude, you’ll disappoint yourself, but you’d french kiss Aldo on videotape before you’d disappoint your little girl.

    Your gym pass/gear costs, mountain bike costs or whatever costs are your “peace dividend”. Want a smoke? Go for a run. Actually, don’t start running yet, your muscles/tendons/ligaments are likely not yet able to handle it. I’d suggest biking or if the snow is too deep out that way, get into the gym and hit any cardio machine except the treadmill. Try a couple until you find the one you can live with and go from there. Start small, no more than 20 minutes a day, building up until you can do 30 minutes a day. Once you’re there, you can get on the treadmill/go for a run.

    Another thing to remember is that you’re not competing against anybody except yourself. Don’t try and do the “JTF2 personal fitness course for assaulters recovering from S&M disorders”, do baby steps. You’ll be amazed at how quickly it does ramp up, however. One minute you’re doing 10 minutes of jogging and thinking that is the peak of exercise, then almost overnight, you’re running for five hours and not even feeling it the next day.

    Heck, once you get yourself onto a treadmill, we could organize an on-line race/zombie postal match contest! Cuz if you can’t shoot the zombie, you better be able to out-run ‘em!

  14. Linogeon 22 Jan 2008 at 16:14:49

    Well, I’ve got no history with this myself, nor any interesting motivations or anecdotes… Suffice to say that I wish you the best of luck, and sincerely hope you are able to kick the habit. As has been said before, use the money you save on less personally-destructive (and more goblinally-destructive) toys…

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