Oct 31 2007

Intoxicated Zombie Frightens Passengers

Published by Mugwug at 13:53:11 under Stupid Human Tricks

“Passengers on a German train mistook a Halloween reveler dressed up as a gore-covered zombie for a murder victim and called the police.

The 24-year-old man fell into a drunken slumber on his way home from a Halloween party in Hamburg, police in the northern town of Bad Segeberg said Monday…

Uh, while I’m all for exercising caution around zombies, did no one think to check the guys pulse before pushing the panic button?

4 Responses to “Intoxicated Zombie Frightens Passengers”

  1. # Pieteron 31 Oct 2007 at 15:16:13

    “Did no one think to check the guys pulse?”
    And get within biting distance?

  2. # Steve Roninon 31 Oct 2007 at 15:49:40

    dang it!
    He beat me to it: “And get within biting distance?”

    It’s GERMANY. It ain’t like they had a handy, bayonet-tipped Karabiner 98k.

    Altho, I’d love a G36 if’n I could get one.
    http://hkpro.com/G36.htm

  3. # Mugwugon 01 Nov 2007 at 10:30:20

    Pieter: Hey, I’m a zombie nut but come on now. A drunk sleeping off the night tends to smell more like stale alcohol than decomp.

    Careful is good, assumptions are not. Now if theres a passenger on a train lurching around and biting people, I’m probably gonna aim for the brain case, a sleeping zombie seems inconsistent with “typical” zombie behavior.

    -GRIN-

    Steve: No K98s? More’s the pity. Still where’s that teutonic problem solving?

    A G36 would always be good.

  4. # Nikkion 01 Nov 2007 at 19:46:54

    I heard about this a few nights ago on the news - apparently dressing up for Halloween is not real big in Germany.

    What made me pause was that there was concern that the partier was an actual zombie.

    Hmmm.

    N

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