Comments on: Tagged, “things that should not surprise anyone, but probably will.”

By: Mugwug

Mugwug — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:55:12 +0000

Piet: Hehe... granted, those are some of my favorite sayings but not quite the self evident truisms we were going for here. Greg: Oh jebus... I'd forgotten all about the spugisms. A mental picture I can do without. Theodore: Technically, my quote was "Look lady, do I show up while you're working and jump up and down on the end of the bed?". It was Mike who let fly with the rather more direct quote. An interesting comparison of Ingerman/Onyszczak genetics and sarcasm could be made as a result of this, but it could just be a matter of age, and the fact that I rely on the old HR defence "Really? I must have been taken out of context.". Mike: -GRIN-

By: Mike

Mike — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 15:52:33 +0000

“People are stupid.”
“Life sucks.”

I learned those from Erik. You have to say those with a certain energy not to sound as defeatist as they seem.

By: Ted Onyszczak

Ted Onyszczak — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 12:48:17 +0000

It’s not quite the same, but my favorite Erikism is:

“Listen lady, do I come to where you work and knock the dick outof your mouth?”

By: Greg

Greg — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:07:40 +0000

Never, ever, no matter how much he begs or pleads, never let the Unicorn drive

Somewhere, Darren B just had a cold shudder.

I’m not surprised that you left out the bit of wisdom that made high fives and handshakes out of fashion in the Mighty P: “You know, sometimes, you just have to go and spooge a bucketful”

By: Pieter

Pieter — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 15:02:44 +0000

Hey you forgot some of my favorite Erik Lines:
“If you have to tell me you’re famous, you’re realy not.”
“If what you say is true,I still don’t give a damb.”
“What a f@cking muppet.”
There’s a few more, but, you get the point.