Jul 28 2006

Friday motivational poster, Apparel

Published by Mugwug at 06:00:23 under Zombie Posters

Apparel, given the opportunity it is best to face the zombie hordes fully clothed.

Birthday suit does not equal zombie fighting perfection.

8 Responses to “Friday motivational poster, Apparel”

  1. Ted Onyszczakon 30 Jul 2006 at 11:46:22

    Actually, I would put armed above clothed. It’s also particularly not relevant to be clothed if you’re a bosom lady.

  2. Dorito Monkon 30 Jul 2006 at 12:31:34

    Motivational, and educational, too!

    I would agree, better to hide your filthy bodies, because, in the event you should become undead, no-one wants to see a nekkid zombie.

  3. Erikon 30 Jul 2006 at 19:47:53

    Ted: Agreed. But armed and clothed is still better, with the exception you’ve cited of course.

    -GRIN-

    Dorito Monk: There ya go, an aspect of this I had entirely failed to consider. Sort of an “undead beautification program”. Worth some further exploration I think.

  4. Gregon 30 Jul 2006 at 20:06:51

    Of course you wear clothes. The two words “Hot brass” are all of the explanation you need…

  5. Mugwugon 31 Jul 2006 at 01:21:55

    Hot brass? Nah… “exposed danglies” speaks to me more than hot brass does. I don’t mind ducking and weaving through the undead, it beats heavy lifting, but throw the possibility that some zombie may snag my naughty bits and I’m suddenly less keen on ever venturing out of the house.

  6. Patrickon 31 Jul 2006 at 02:00:03

    I don’t know who the nekkid guy holding the gun is but he looks a lot like Rupert Everett. What movie is the still from Mon?

  7. Ted Onyszczakon 31 Jul 2006 at 03:34:44

    I believe Mike was exploring the advantages of wearing certain apparel, when you are undead, or to become undead.

  8. Mugwugon 31 Jul 2006 at 04:58:01

    Patrick: You’re right. It is Rupert Everett, the movie is “Dellamorte Dellamore” or “Cemetary Man”. Review is “in progress”, expect to see it up here soon.

    Theodore: True, but his was more of a “plan for being dead” program, where I was considering a sort of generalized “beautify the zombocalypse” program, maybe some government funding would apply?

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