Jun 23 2006

Top Ten Mistakes in a Zombie Film

Published by Mugwug at 07:45:47 under Zombie Stuff

ZombieRama has a list of the Top ten mistakes in a zombie film, a few of my favorites are;

2. Do not read from any books written in blood and bound in human skin, or listen to any tapes made thereof. This has a tendency to cause zombies to appear.

7. If you are trapped by zombies with someone that you don’t get along with, keep a close eye on that person. Experience has shown that conflict within a group of defenders can provoke irrational actions, leading to the demise of one or more of the group.

10. If you’re trapped in a farmhouse by a zombie horde, don’t just sit there waiting for rescuers. Use your spare time to make a big sign that says “DON’T SHOOT ME, I’M HUMAN!” so that said rescuers don’t make a mistake when they see you.

Anyone have any other suggestions for surviving a zombie movie?

5 Responses to “Top Ten Mistakes in a Zombie Film”

  1. # Garyon 23 Jun 2006 at 08:39:01

    always move forward. never go back for shit.

  2. # Firehandon 24 Jun 2006 at 04:17:49

    Ref #2, I’d say that’s a corollory to Rule #1 of “If you’re in an old house in the woods”; If you find an ancient book of magic, DON’T READ IT OUT LOUD!

  3. # Ted Onyszczakon 24 Jun 2006 at 11:02:41

    A shotgun does you no good if you have no ammo.

  4. # Brendaon 25 Jun 2006 at 10:05:06

    Always find a way for the lead female to loose her pants ;-)

    Corollory: Said actress should NOT be wearing granny panties (Ted knows what I am talking about)

    Brenda (

  5. # Mugwugon 25 Jun 2006 at 20:08:45

    Always find a way for the lead female to loose her pants..

    Uh, nah…I said tips for zombie movies. That tips applies to all movies, doesn’t it?

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