Oct 03 2005
Movie: “Bio Zombie” (1998)
Bio Zombie (1998) directed by Wilson Yip.
(MF Title: “Rumble in the food court..”)
Starring Jordan Chan, Sam Lee, Angela Tong Ying-Ying, Yiu-Cheung Lai and Emotion Cheung.
Zombie Film Rating: 




Overview: Woody Invincible and Crazy Bee are two unenthusiastic video store employees at the mall. Dividing their time between unsuccessfully trying to make a dishonest buck, and their equally unsuccessful romancing of the local female employees.
Their typical day is about to be interupted by several atypical events. After running down a fleeing government officer, infecting him with a biological weapon and then stuffing him in the trunk of their bosses car they return to the mall. Much to their chagrin the now zombified government officer escapes the trunk and begins visiting zombie vengeance upon shopper and staff member alike.
Summary: The film begins by introducing us to Woody Invincable and Crazy Bee, two underacheiving video store employees who seem to spend the bulk of their time harrassing would be patrons of their store.
Receiving a call from the boss they run off to fetch his car from the mechanic. After pausing to admire one of the mechanics testicles they race back to the New Trends Plaza, stopping only briefly to run over a fleeing military officer.
This officer had, only moments before, been involved in some illicit transaction between assorted shady characters for a substance (concealed in a bottle of juice) that turns the living into flesh hungry zombies (the vegetarian zombies making for a much less entertaining movie). The “demo-zombie” brought along for this transaction breaks loose and begins consuming the participants, precipitating the flight that brings him into fatal contact with Woody and Bee.
With the now deceased (but presumably reanimating) military officer in the trunk of the car Woody and Bee return to the mall, where they resume their efforts to make money in a quick and easy fashion (selling off the dead officers cell phone, mugging one of the beauty shop girls in the womens washroom, you get the idea).
Unbeknownst to them the now undead officer has become bored with his vehicular confinment, and has begun wandering the mall in search of snacks.
What follows is the (all too) familiar exponential growth of the zombies out of sight of the main characters. While Woody and Bee are being interogated by the police for their alleged assault on “sushi boy” the zombies make an appearance quickly eliminating anything vaguely resembling an “authority” figure.
Our heroes team up with some other mall employees as they try to figure out how to survive the zombie menace. While Woody seeks to free his romantic interests from the clutches of her zombie admirer (Nope, not even kidding about that).
In the end love triumphs, but not for the living.
Quotes:
- “You are not qualified to listen to this!”
- Woody Invincable
Critique: I really enjoyed this film, maybe it was sleep deprivation, maybe it was the paint fumes. Whatever the cause I found myself laughing in the right places, and getting sucked right into the movie. There’s no new ground broken in this film, the zombies are (with the exception of the stalker-ish zombie) standard, the action typical. What made this film enjoyable was the lighthearted approach, this film fails to take itself seriously but still manages to avoid becoming a parody of the genre.
The Final Word: Definately give this one a try, although you may want to make sure the version you track down has an english audio track if subtitles annoy you.
(Special thanks to Unodiablo from the Zombie Squad Forums for his assistance with this review. Thanks man!)
| Zombie Type: | Shamblers |
| Outbreak Source: | Government Research |
| Transmission method: | Bite, fluid exposure |
| Transmission timeframe: | 5 minutes +/- |
| Extent of Outbreak: | Undetermined |
| Destruction method: | Destruction of brain, removal of head. |
| Casualties (Living): | 30 +/- |
| Casualties (Undead): | 5 |
| Survivor Weaponry: | Pistols and improvised weapons. |
Oh god! the winter is coming….
why… WHY ME???
err… Snowboarding kicks ass!
Going to hit Fernie this year!
Shaddup! Shouldn’t you be playing with your C7?
-GRIN-
Hey! I actually recognize some of the actors in the movie from which the above photoes were culled!
Where did you find this movie anyways? Blockbusters? Rogers? Didn’t know they carried C movies!
Then again, most of the movies that come/came out of Hong Kong never had great production values unless they were made by Woo, Hark, Wai or some other director that eventually emigrated out of HK/China.
The pic you have above looks just like the type of choreography one might see in a Asia MTV produced music video. Hopefully, the next hot job you’ll see offered in Asia won’t be teaching ESL but dance choreography to whatever “talent” they have there.
Right now, most of it looks like high impact aerobics or Shaolin Kung Fu and just about all the male “talent” there look (for lack of a better word) gay!
DOn’t the cops look “impressive” in their pajama-green uniforms? They were the ones I f**ked with in HK - at least the ones who couldn’t speak English.
Oh lovely C7.
How i Love You,
Let me could the ways…
Ive been looking all over the internet for this… Wouls you know the name of the band/song that plays at the ending credits of this movie? If you could email it to me that would rock!!!
thx