Feb 25 2005
Better late than never….
How I missed this one I’ll never know, but came I across this guys site while surfing and had to give my head a few shakes, then a few more. What seems to have triggered some interest (over at CGN in particular) was a rant he threw up (literally and figuratively) about those serving in the armed forces not being worthy of our respect.
There are more rants, rather nonsensical and filled with “teenage angst” about women being generally useless and not loving him, and one rant in particular where he denies knowing anything about Maddox’s “Best Page in the Universe” (which is funny, because the first thought that crossed my mind was “Look, it’s a Maddox rip-off!”).
Just an excerpt, I couldn’t resist… I’m thinking of a expression that includes the word “whorehouse” and the phrase “fist full of fifties”….Anyone?
…Not one person emailed me to take me up on my Valentine’s Day offer of coffee. Are you women that superficial? I know that some of you live near me, so why didn’t you email me? Way to judge me without even meeting me, you stupid RETARDS. So what if I have a few extra pounds, I’VE BEEN TOLD I HAVE A FRICKIN’ HEART OF GOLD. Hundreds of thousands of people have visited my website just to read my thoughts and ponderings, so I’m obviously an attractive guy on the inside. I’ve received so many compliments from my fans that I can’t even post them all. People everywhere love my work. Male Canadians adore me! *I’m* going places, and YOU idiots have the nerve to completely ignore me? Well, YOUR LOSS….
Toobis.com - “Valentines Day Follow-up”
Be sure to check out the “Hitler: was he really so bad?” post for yet another opinion lacking in substance, sensitivity, historical fact or intelligence.
Good luck with the writing kid….get over yourself.
9 Responses to “Better late than never….”
I stand by my opinion that Maddox is a big piss take. A really big piss take. I don’t know about this thing, though.
I get a kick out of Maddox, he’s going for a reaction but he treads fairly carefully all things considered…. This kid, however, is all over the ice applying a tried and true formula…post a bunch of inflamatory crap on the internet, cause some minor controversy, and enjoy the notoriety. Sadly he is mistaking notoriety for popularity.
Six of one, a half dozen of the other…either he’s an idiot looking for attention posting crap he doesn’t believe, or he IS an idiot posting crap he believes… either way he’s an idiot.
And the “why don’t women want to get to know me” crap kills me, face it this kid is one step away from posting his poetry on the net…
“Life is darkness and pain, no one understands my suffering, misery invades me like a burglar in the night…yada yada yada, find a girl”
The boy needs to learn the difference between honey and vinegar. His overt hostility to women is yes, idiotic. What female would want to even go for coffee with the clown? Maybe to knee him in the groin…
If he persists in whining, he should at least be entertaining at the same time. I’ll pass on his website and read something useful instead. How about some book or magazine reviews, Mr. I?
Hehe… I’ll see what I can do Graham, but as I’ve no book reviews handy and the only magazines I own are the ones used to contain bullets, how about another zombie movie review?
Does this “Toobis Guy” own any firearms? It’d be a scary thing if he did, especially when he’s so bitter towards women. Maybe he should post an ad on the Ashley Madison website. Never can tell, even fools get laid.
I don’t think he owns any firearms… based on the cursory reading I did over there he lives at home in Langley, BC (Ha! You guys have him as a neighbor!) is in his late teens/early twenties, and worked at Walmart.
I think CGN found him, not vice-versa. I didn’t think there was really anything on his site that called for rebutal, the material speaks for itself, no?
Although I did find it interesting that the Queens cowboys in Langley had dragged him in for questioning regarding his “Valentines AK47″ post, genuinely funny.
I think this kid can add this website to his list of things he might have wished he hadn’t done.
He’s not particularly funny (Maddox is), he’s just a really angry jackass.
I suggest to him that he change his meds.
I just sent a request to atspace.com (his current ISP) to take his site down and they agreed.
As for being a Maddox rip off. I thought so, too. But now I realize that he isn’t.
Maddox is a satire site (and a very successful, btw) while Toobis.com is a “serious” site trying to “change the world”. This site isn’t intended to be funny. Toobis is being serious on what he says.
Btw, all that “changing the world” thing smells like a first symptoms of schizophrenia.
Looks like a few extra pouds is not nearly his only problem…
Clear skies.
Good on ya William!
Yes, from what I read there it is safe to say that the kid has some issues.
I do recognize the difference between Maddox and Toobis, but while the layout of his site screamed maddox, the content screamed opinionated ignorance.
I suspect he’ll be back (if he isn’t already) under some other guise, this sort of attention usually seems to merely fan the flames.