May 23 2004

Movie: “House of the Dead” (2003)

Published by Mugwug at 08:13:58 under Zombie Movie Reviews

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3 Responses to “Movie: “House of the Dead” (2003)”

  1. # Samon 18 Mar 2005 at 16:07:06

    Earlier in the list you said “Raiders of the Living Dead” was the worst you’ve seen, but I would contend that “House of the Dead” was 90 min. of my life that I will never get back, and would be willing to come up north (the film was made in Canada), and personally demand that whoever made the movie pay for my therapy. I mean, a movie based on a video game is an iffy prospect, but they didn’t even try to make it terrible. Hell has a place for them, I’m sure.

  2. # Erikon 18 Mar 2005 at 17:28:03

    Hey Sam,

    Technically it’s “later” in the list, as it’s in descending order of date, but that aside even “House of the dead”, diseased bodily discharge that it is is a smidgen better than “Raiders of the Living Dead”. While Uwe Boll should suffer some atrocity, raiders lacked any redeeming qualities what so ever…. 10 minutes at a stretch with no dialogue, the pacing was murderous, the acting horrific….

    So yes, as much as it pains me, there are worse films out there than this one, if it’s any consolation we’re comparing different shades of excrement…

  3. # Bruce Darren Acostaon 01 Jun 2005 at 01:46:50

    UWE BOLL’S MOVIE PROJECTS.

    Uwe Boll ia a worst film maker in the world.
    Boll ruined House of the Dead movie which it is total shit and Alone in the Dark will be worst as well.Boll has made Bloodrayne movie which is not going to be good also working on Far Cry,Hunter:The Reckoning,Dungeon Siege,Fear Effect and he can stuff up Namco’s Ninja Assault game and turn it into a crap movie.
    F##@ YOU Uwe Boll your movies suck scumbag.
    BRUCE ACOSTA
    AUSTRALIA.